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10 THINGS A MAN WOULD NEVER SAY
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1.  I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big for me.

2.  Here honey, you use the remote for awhile.

3.  While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't important, sometimes, I just want to be held.

5.  We never talk anymore.

6.  Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

7.  I'm sick of blow-jobs.  How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?

8.  Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

9.  I'd much rather watch Days of Our Lives than Bay Watch.

10. You are right and I was wrong.



10 THINGS WOMEN WON'T SAY, BUT MEN WOULD LOVE TO HEAR


10. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

9. The new girl in my office is a stripper.  I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

8. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.  If they can

hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

7. Bar food again?? Kick ass!!

6. I liked that wedding even more than ours.  Your ex-girlfriend has class.

5. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.

4. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

3. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

2. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

1. I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.  You passed out before brushing

your teeth again, ya big silly!



 

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