Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:  Really?  I heard it was because everyone there considers you a slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man:  Probably because you will be on your knees gobbling my cock.Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man:  That's cool, 'cause after I get done fucking you in
the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man:  So that's how you got that little mustache.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man:  No problem, I can always shoot it on your back.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man:  Probably, 'cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake
once you smack the goods to her.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man:  That works for me, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it in your ass.

Male Preferences
Why is it that most men prefer women with big tits and tight pussies?

Because generally, most men are endowed with big mouths and small dicks!!!