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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:  Really?  I heard it was because everyone there considers you a slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man:  Probably because you will be on your knees gobbling my cock.Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man:  That's cool, 'cause after I get done fucking you in
the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man:  So that's how you got that little mustache.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man:  No problem, I can always shoot it on your back.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man:  Probably, 'cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake
once you smack the goods to her.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man:  That works for me, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it in your ass.

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Why is it that most men prefer women with big tits and tight pussies?

Because generally, most men are endowed with big mouths and small dicks!!!



 

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