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20. I'm going to give you ten pence, so you can phone your mum and tell her you won't be

      coming home.

19. Why not sit on my lap, and we'll see if anything comes up. 

18. Can I check the label on your bra? Why? To see if those tits really are made in heaven.

17. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have got a great set of buns.

16. Are your legs tired? Why? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

15. After brushing a girl's butt cheeks with your hand, you say: "Excuse me, is this seat

      taken?"

14. "I like your dress, but it would look better around your ankles."

13. "I want to melt in your mouth, not your hand."

12. "Would you like to be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I

       want..."

11. "Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell them we did anyway."

10. "Do you fuck?"

9. "My name's (...FILL IN..). That's so you know what to scream later on."8. "Do you want to

    see something really swell?"

7. "Want to play carnival, that's where you sit on my face and I guess your weight?"

6. First you beckon a girl over, then you say: "I made you come with one finger. Imagine

    what I could do with my whole hand..."

5. "You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear."

4. "The word of the day is legs, let's go outside and spread the word."

3. "Excuse me, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

2. You hold your hand up and say: "Do you know why women use these two fingers to come

    with?" No. "Because their mine."

1. Toy-lick your fingers then wipe them on her shirt saying, "Why don't we go home and get

    changed out of these wet clothes."



 

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