1.  I've  smoked fatter joints than that.

2.  Ahh, it's cute.

3.  Stop  fingering me.

4.  I'm sorry.

5.  Who circumcised you?

6.  Why don't  we just cuddle?

7.  You know they have surgery to fix that.

8.  It's more fun to look at.

9.  Make it dance.

10. You know, there's a  tower in Italy like that.

11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

12. It  looks like a nightcrawler.

13. Wow, and your feet are so big.

14. My last  boyfriend was 4" bigger.

15. It's OK, we'll work around it.

16. Is  this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?

17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your  thigh.

18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

19. Oh no, a flash  headache.

20. (giggle and point)

21. Can I be honest with you?

22. My  8-year-old brother has one like that.

23. Let me go get my tweezers.

24. How sweet, you brought incense.

25. This explains your car.

26. You must  be a growing boy.

27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

28. Thanks, I  needed a toothpick.

29. Are you one of those pygmies?

30. Have you ever  thought of working in a sideshow?

31. Ever hear of Clearasil?

32. Alright, a treasure hunt!

33. I didn't know they came that small.

34. Why is  God punishing you?

35. At least this won't take long.

36. Let's just stick  with your hand.

37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.

38. How  interesting.

39. I never saw one like that before.

40. What do you call  this?

41. But it still works, right?

42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.

43. It looks so unused.

44. Do you take steroids?

45. I hear excessive  masturbation shrinks your dick.

46. Maybe it looks better in natural  light.

47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.

48. Why don't we  skip right to the cigarettes?

49. Let me know when you're done.

50. Oh, I  didn't know you were in an accident.

51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?

52. Aww, it's hiding.

53. Are you cold?

54. If you get me real drunk  first.

55. Is that an optical illusion?

56. What IS that?

57. Does this  run in your family?

58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.

59. Were you neutered?

60. It's a good thing you have so many other  talents.

61. Does it come with an air pump?

62. So this is why you're  supposed to judge people on personality.

63. Where are the puppet  strings?

64. Look, it all fits in my mouth all at once.

65. Deep throat??? I  doubt it'll reach my tongue!!!

66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.

67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?

68. Do I hang my hat on it?

69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!

70. Don't hold back...give me everything.

71. Never mind, why  bother.

72. I saw this on Oprah.

73. Are you wearing flesh colored underwear?

74. I can't wait to tell my friends.

75. Well, let's improvise...stick out your tongue.