Bookmark This Site!








HOME NEW YORK   CALIFORNIA   VEGAS FLORIDA MAGAZINE TICKETS EVENTS LISTINGS FUN GALLERY MALL


 



    BATTLE OF THE SEXES: JOKES HOME PAGE BATTLE OF THE SEXES FIRST PAGE

DOGS AND MAN !!!!
NEWSLETTER

 
ADVERTISING

 


    HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Neither does any dishes.

7. Both fart shamelessly.

8. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

9. Both like dominance games.

10. Both are suspicious of the postman.

11. Neither understands what you see in cats.
 
   
HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
 
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the really worst disease

you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that

gives it to you).

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.



 

INFORMATION
Advertise with us
List your business
Job opportunities
Submit your event
Let us design
Affiliate
Privacy Policy
About us
Contact us






NEW YORK
New York Home
Night Clubs
Bars / Lounges
Restaurants
Site Scenes
Comedy Clubs
Hotels
Museums
Theaters
Movies
Spas
Strip Clubs



CALIFORNIA
California Home
Night Clubs
Bars / Lounges
Restaurants
Theme Parks
Comedy Clubs
Hotels
Museums
City Walk
Movies
Spas




LAS VEGAS
Night Clubs
Hotels
Strip Clubs
Vegas Tickets











TOUR & ACTIVITIES
All Tickets
Tourism Tickets
Hotel Tickets
Plane Tickets
Broadway Tickets
Have A Drink
Jokes
Smileys
Galleries
Birthday Bookings
Online Magazine




Worldwidereaction.com represents the global entertainment industry revolutionizing the market with the latest technologies. We represent the public by
allowing them to see and feel the location before they go to them. Bars, Clubs, Restaurants, Hotels, Site Scenes, Museums, Theaters, Movie Theaters, Shows,
Strip Clubs, Comedy Clubs, Spas, Tickets, Having a Drink, City Walk, Theme Parks, Jokes, Birthday Booking Services, Cruise Services, Security Services,
Catering Services, Photography Services, Limo Services, New York Nightlife Services, California Nightlife Services, Las Vegas Nightlife Services
Since 2002 ©