There was a cop who saw a speeding red Corvette driving down the road.  So, as his job

required, he pulled the car over.  There was a hot 5'7" blonde in the car. 


The officer asked her, "Ma'am, can I see your driver's license?"  To this the woman replies,

"What's that?" The cop told her it was a thing you normally find in you pocketbook.  The

blonde found it and said, "Here ya go." 


Then the cop asked to see her registration.  The blonde once again asked, "What's that?" 

The cop told her you normally find it in the glove compartment of the car.  The blonde found

it and said, "Here ya go." 


The cop took the info to his car and radioed it in.  The man on the radio asked him if it was a

tall sexy blonde in a red Corvette and to this he said yes.  The man on the radio told the cop

to go back to the car and drop his pants.  So, the cop did as he was told. 


He went back to the car, dropped his pants, and the blonde said in surprise, "Oh, no! Not

ANOTHER breathalyzer!"