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Dumb and Dumber

There were these two blondes walking in a forest then one of them said, "Look, there's deer

tracks," and the other one said "No, those are moose tracks," so they argued and argued

and they were still arguing when the train hit them.


Dumb Blonde

There was a blonde working at a burger king and everyone made fun of how dumb she is. 

So one day she decided she will memorize and the state capitals. So she stood up all night

memorizing them.  The next day they were once again making fun of her.  "Oh yeah the

blonde replied.  "I stood up all day and remembered the state capitals. Go ahead try me." 

So they ask her one question. "What is the capital of Okalahoma?"  She answers, " it's

capital O. 


Efficient Blonde

Dave Hansen buys some camping gear at Wal-Mart, places his purchases on the checkout

counter, and offers his new Visa card to the pretty blonde clerk.


She dilligently inspects the card and says "I'm sorry, Sir, you haven't signed your card.  I

can't accept it until it's signed."


Dave takes out his pen, signs the card, and returns it to the pretty blonde 'associate'.  She

smiles cheerfully, rings up the sale, and passes the Visa slip to Dave for his signature.  Dave

signs the slip and hands it back.


The blonde compares the two signatures, and satisfied that they are the same, says, "We

have to be so careful these days.  Have a nice day, Mr. Hansen."


Engine Trouble

One day a blonde and a redhead were on a flight to Texas.  They were one hour into the

flight when they heard a loud BOOM! The pilot comes over the intercom and says, "Sorry for

the noise folks.  It seems that one of our engines has blown. But we have 3 other engines

left so we will only be an hour off our arrival time."


Then 5 minutes later there was another loud BOOM! The pilot came over the intercam and

said, "Sorry again folks, another engine blew. But we will make it to Texas, but we will be 2

hours late."


Then there came another BOOM! The pilot came over the intercom sounding as if he had

just peed in his pants out of fright. He said," H-Hi f-f-olkss. Uh, we will be arriving in T-Texas

about 4 hours later than o-our original arrival time. We still have 1 engine left."


Then the blonde says to the redhead, "If we lose another engine we'll be stuck up here

forever."



 

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