Barbed wire fence
What's the difference between a blonde and a barbed wire fence?
A barbed wire fence pricks a steer and a blonde steers a prick.

Beer blonds
What do you call a group of 24 blonds?
A case of empties.

Beer Bottle and Blonde
What do blondes and a beer bottle have in common?
They are both empty from the shoulders and up.

Bermuda Triangle & Blonde
What does the Bermuda Triangle and a dumb blonde have in common?
The both suck down a lot of seamen.

Bigfoot & Blonde
What is the difference between an intelligent blonde & Bigfoot.
There are some people who actually think that they have seen Bigfoot

Blonde
What do a blond and a door screen have in common?
When you bang it too much it gets loose.

Blonde
What do you call a blonde in the front seat of a car?
An air bag.

What do you call a blonde in the back seat of the car?
A full load.

Blonde
Why did a blonde take a ruler to bed?
Because she wanted to see how long she would sleep for.

Blonde
How do you confuse a Blonde in a circular room?
Tell her to piss in the corner ...

Blonde & Huskies
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a huskie?
Either a dumb dog or a whore who is winter insulated!!

Blonde & an Orange
Why was the blonde so jealous of the orange?
Because the orange could concentrate and the blonde couldn't!

Blonde & Brunette jump
If a blonde and a brunette were to jump off a tower who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blond would stop and ask directions.

Blonde & Chocolate Chips
How do you tell a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies in your house?
There are M&M shells all over your kitchen floor.

Blonde & computer
How can you tell a blonde used your computer?
There is White Out on the screen.

Blonde & Mosquito
How come the blonde couldn't screw in the light bulb?
She kept breaking it with the hammer!!!

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!

Blonde & Radio
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Blonde & The Car
How can you tell a blonde's been driving a car?
There’s a condom on the gearshift