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A lawyer and a stunning blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. 

The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.  The blonde just

wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few

winks.


The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.  He explains, "I

ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." 

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.


The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me

$5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that

he will easily win the match.


This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment

unless she plays, agrees to the game.


The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"  The

blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to

the lawyer.


Now, it's the blonde's turn.  She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and

comes down with four?"  The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.  He takes out his laptop

computer and searches all his references.  He taps into the Airphone with his modem and

searches the Net and the Library of Congress.  Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his

coworkers and friends he knows.  All to no avail.  After over an hour, he wakes the blonde

and hands her $50.  The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.


The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the

answer!?"  Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and

goes back to sleep.



 

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