There is this just-married Chinese couple who decided to make love on their wedding night

in the hotel where their wedding was held. The wife did not want to get pregnant, and

requested that the husband run out to buy some condoms from the shops nearby.

 
The husband went out, while the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched

off. The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms, and when he finally

found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents. He asked the shop owner to sell him a

single condom, and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.


The white condoms were the lowest quality, he explained, and cost 15 cents each.  The

black condoms, average quality, were 20 cents each. And the purple condoms, highest

quality, were 25 cents each.


So the husband took the black condom, as he had only 20 cents with him.


Meanwhile back in the hotel, a black Indian thief happened to break into the couple's room. 

The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband.


She grabbed the thief and began happily screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that

she fell asleep immediately.


When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.  Without warning,  he

jumped onto his wife and started making wild passionate love.


The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic, and thoroughly enjoyed the

second session.


A year later, the wife gave birth to a very black baby boy. When the baby grew up, he asked

the father  "Pa, why am I black when you are so white?"


The father shouted "You are damn lucky! Five cents more and you would be PURPLE!"