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AN ITALIAN GUY'S STORY !!!!
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This is a story of an Italian guy when he visits Toronto.  You have to speak in an Italian

accent to make this jokes more effective!


One daya I go to Toronto and stay in bigga hotel.  I go down to eat soma breakfast, I tella

the waitress I wanna two pissa toast.  She bringa me only one piss.  I tella her I wanna two

piss; she say, go to toilet, I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate.  She say

you betta no piss on plate, you sonna ma bitch.  I don't even know lady, ana she calla me

sonna ma bitch! 


Then, I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana tell me fa cough!  fa

cough !  I say, 'fa cough' ---- I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH! - Later I go

to eat soma lunch at Ricky's Place, the waitress she bring me spoon, a knife but no fock.  I

tella her I wanna fock,  She  tell me everybody wanna fock.  I tella her, you no understand, I

wana fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you sonna ma bitch  -  I not even

know lady, ana she call me sonna ma bitch.  So, I go back to my hotel roon, an there's no

sheet on my bed.  I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheet. He tell me to go to toilet. 

So, I say you no understand,  I wanna sheet on bed.  He say you betta not sheet on bed you

sonna ma bitch.  I don't even know man ana he call me sonna ma bitch---


I go to check out of hotel and man at desk he say peace to you.  I say, 'Peace on you too,

you sonna ma bitch!'


I go back to Italy!!!!!!!!



 

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