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One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and

cranks one.  Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking

for his ball   and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head and the golf ball

lying right beside him.  "Goodness," says the golfer then proceeds to revive the poor little

guy.


Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and square.  I am a 

leprechaun.  I will grant you three wishes." The man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm

just glad I didn't hurt you too badly,"  and walks away. Watching the golfer depart, the

leprechaun says "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do

something for him.  I'll give him the three things that I would want. I'll give him unlimited

money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."


Well, a year goes past (as they often do in jokes like this) and the same golfer is out golfing

on the same course at the 16th hole.  He gets up and hits one into the same woods and

goes off looking for his ball.


When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing. The

leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask how's your golf game?" The golfer says, "It's

great! I hit under par every time." "I did that for you," responds the leprechaun, "And might I

ask how your money is holding out?"


"Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred

dollar bill" he replied. The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you.  And might I ask

how is your sex life?"


Now the golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a week."

Floored the leprechaun stammers, "Once or twice a week?"


The golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in

a small parish."



 

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