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There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play

every day. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about to tee off the

second, when he saw the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting on the first.


The lawyer waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she would like

to join him and they could finish the round together. To his surprise the woman agreed and

they played the remaining holes. Not only was this woman beautiful, she was also a good

golfer.


When they completed their round, the lawyer told the woman that, not only was he a lawyer,

but he was also a cordon bleu chef and wine buff.


He invited her back to his place for a meal and a few drinks. The woman accepted

enthusiastically and off they went. Back at the house the lawyer cooked a magnificent meal.

In fact it was more than just cooking it was a performance to behold. They enjoyed good

food, good wine and good conversation.


After the meal, the woman repaid the lawyer with the best oral sex he had ever experienced.

The lawyer was so taken by the beauty and skill of this woman and desired her to no end.


He then asked if she would like to play golf the following morning, to which she agreed. Once

again they  enjoyed a great game of golf, a magnificent evening meal and once more the

woman performed sensational oral sex on the lawyer.


This went on for weeks when the lawyer finally said to the woman, "Listen, the golf and the

company have been fantastic! But, there are only so many performances a man can take.

When are we going to have sexual intercourse?"


"We can't," said the woman. "Why not?" came the reply.


"Because I'm a transvestite" replied the woman.


"YOU BITCH!" screamed the lawyer, "........I CAN'T BELIEVE that you've been playing off the

LADIES TEE FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS!"



 

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