An American businessman goes on business to Japan. He tells his assistant that night to get
him some 'entertainment.' So his assistant gets him a hooker. The whole night this Japanese
hooker keeps screaming, 'Hoshimota, Hoshimota!'
He thinks he is doing it really, really good.
The next morning he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner, who makes a hole in
one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and patting him on the back. The American can't think of
what to say, so he says "HOSHIMOTA!"
His Japanese partner turns to him and says, "What do you mean, it is in the wrong hole?"
LADIES FOURSOME
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the
ladies tee.
The ladies are taking their time, and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball, she
hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men
who are watching and says, apologetically: "I guess all those f**king lessons I took this
winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have
taken 'golf' lessons instead."
