I was playing golf one morning and a friend asked if he could play a round against me.  I told

him, "Sure. What time do you want me to meet you here?"  He said, "Nine o' clock ... Maybe

nine o' five."


Sure enough, the next day he is there to tee off at nine o' clock sharp.  He tees off right-

handed and I tee off right-handed.


We played eighteen holes and he beat me by two strokes.  I congratulated him and asked

for a re-match.


He said, "O.K.  How about tomorrow at nine o' clock ... Maybe nine o' five."


All is agreed upon.


The next morning he showed up and we teed off at nine o' clock sharp.  This time he teed off

left-handed and I teed off right-handed.


At the end of the eighteen holes, he still beat me by two strokes.


I asked him as to his strategy behind playing golf right-handed yesterday and left-handed

today.


He told me that it all has to do with the way he wakes up in the morning.  He said, "If I wake

up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play golf right-handed.  If I wake up and she is

sleeping on her left side, I play golf left-handed."


I asked him, "What happens if when you wake up, she is sleeping on her back?"


He told me, "That's when I get here at nine o' five!"