Q: What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each other’s shoulders?
A: A scrotum pole

Q: 2 condoms were walking by a gay bar. What did the one say to the other?
A: "Let's go in and get 'shit-faced'!"

Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the 'fuck' out of it!

Q:  Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A:  Ask your mother.

Q:  How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:  Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:  What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A:  Wiped his ass and flushed the toilet.

Q:  How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A:  The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q:  What did the gynecologist and the pizza deliveryman have in common?
A:  They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Q:  How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A:  The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q:  What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A:  Full.

Q:  What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A:  Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q:  How is pubic hair like parsley?
A:  You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q:  What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants?
A:  Michael Jackson's hand.

Q:  How is a woman like a condom?
A:  Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q:  What is the difference between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A:  By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the
greasy box to put your bone in.

Q:  How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A:  They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end, you lose your house.

Q:  Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A:  Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are living in the USA.

Q:  What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A:  A whore fucks everybody at the party, and a bitch fucks everybody at the party EXCEPT YOU.

Q:  What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A:  Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q:  What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A:  "Honey, I'm home."

Q:  What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A:  You KNOW she'll swallow.