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Q: What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each otherís shoulders?
A: A scrotum pole

Q: 2 condoms were walking by a gay bar. What did the one say to the other?
A: "Let's go in and get 'shit-faced'!"

Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the 'fuck' out of it!

Q:† Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A:† Ask your mother.

Q:† How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:† Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:† What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A:† Wiped his ass and flushed the toilet.

Q:† How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A:† The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q:† What did the gynecologist and the pizza deliveryman have in common?
A:† They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Q:† How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A:† The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q:† What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A:† Full.

Q:† What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A:† Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q:† How is pubic hair like parsley?
A:† You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q:† What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants?
A:† Michael Jackson's hand.

Q:† How is a woman like a condom?
A:† Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q:† What is the difference between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A:† By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the
greasy box to put your bone in.

Q:† How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A:† They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end, you lose your house.

Q:† Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A:† Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are living in the USA.

Q:† What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A:† A whore fucks everybody at the party, and a bitch fucks everybody at the party EXCEPT YOU.

Q:† What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A:† Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q:† What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A:† "Honey, I'm home."

Q:† What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A:† You KNOW she'll swallow.


 

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