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Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?
A: He heard boys pants were half off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A: A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.

Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half-mast at the post office?
A: They're hiring.

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.

Q: What is the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Q: Why did the immigrant only tie one shoe?
A: Cause in the inside of the shoe it read Taiwan.....

Q: What do you do if you come across a woman in your bed?
A: Apologize and wipe it off!

Q: Did you hear the KGB wants to hire Monica Lewinsky? 
A: They need someone to suck the seamen out of that submarine!!

Q: What happened when the blue ship sankin the Red Sea?
A: The sailors were marooned.

Q: What do you call something that's long, hard, and full of seamen?
A: A Submarine

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs

Q: How do you get laid?
A: You crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a blonde?
A: The blonde stops screwing you when you are dead!

Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge??
A: Pollution

Q: What do you call all lawyers thrown off a bridge??
A: Solution

Q: Why are lesbians fat?
A: Cause they always eat out and don't do dick.

Q: How many 'screws' are in a lesbian's bed?
A: None, it's all tongue and groove!

Q: How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Yuppies screw in hot tubs.

Q: What is the difference between like, love and hate?
A: Spit, swallow, and bite.

Q: Did you hear about the man that had 5 penises?
A: They say his condoms fit him like a glove!!!!

Q: Why do women like men in uniforms?
A: Because they are already used to taking orders.


 

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