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Q: Why don't male rabbits make noise when they have sex?
A: They have cotton balls.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a car tire?
A: Sometimes a car tire will go down on you.

Q: What do you call nuts on the wall?
A: Walnuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chestnuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth

Q: What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A: Money

Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

Q: What's the difference between Pamela Lee and a life preserver?
A: I don't know, but I know which one I'd grab if I were drowning!

Q: What did the left ball say to the right ball?
A: Don't talk to the guy in the middle -- he's a dick.

Q: What do pussy and the Mafia have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.

Q: What's the difference between Pee-wee Herman and O.J.?
A: It took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.


 

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