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Q. Why do men like masturbation?
A. Its sex with someone they love.

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A. The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.

Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Q. Why did God create man?
A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q. Why do men love computers?
A. No matter what mood they're in, they can still get a floppy in.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A. A woman would never accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy!!
...and a computer can't turn a 3.5" floppy into a hard drive in a matter of seconds.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones. 

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinko.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist.

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

Q: Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers?
A: A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.


 

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