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Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: 3.99 a minute

Q: What's the difference between a woman with her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What's the difference between a 90's woman and a computer?
A: A 90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: Why don't men fake it?
A: Cuz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit on sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: What you're masterbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "How do you expect me ot get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Q. Why was the washing machine laughing?
A. Because it was taking the piss out of the undies.

Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q. Why do women fake orgasm?
A. Because men fake foreplay!

Q. How can you make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex?
A. Phone her up and tell her about it.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell all those Tomahawks are coming from!


 

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