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Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-2

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.

Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant lady and something grabs you.

Q: What do poker and sex have in common?
A: If you don't have a partner, you better have a pretty good hand!

Q: Where is an elephant's sex organ?
A: In his feet. If he steps on you, you're fucked!

Q: How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None....Damn bitch can cook in the dark.

Q: Do you know what sexual position will ensure that you will have an ugly child?
A: Ask your mother!

Q: What has six balls and screws you once a week?
A: The lottery.

Q: What's the difference between driving in stormy weather and oral sex on a woman?
A: While driving in stormy weather you can't see the asshole in front of you.

Q:  Why must you take a lot of water with Viagra?
A:  If it should get stuck in your throat you would get a stiff ne
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