Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.

Q:  What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A:  A guy will actually SEARCH for a golf ball.

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blowjob.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

Q: How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A: Pleasing!

Q: What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo!

Q: How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: "Erection" day.

Q: How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

Q: What has four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Q: Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
A: They think 8 seconds is a great ride.