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Q: What is dangerous about living for 7 days on just one can of sardines?
A: You might fall off!!!

Q: What's worse than an achy-breaky-heart?
A: An itchy-twitchy-twat.

Q: What is the difference between a priest and acne?
A: Acne waits until puberty to splooge on your face.

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You'd better stand back; I don't know how long this thing gets.

Q: What does a blonde do after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: Can we contact AIDS by sitting on a public toilet?
A: Usually not, except the case when the guy before you is still sitting on it.

Q: When do you know it's time to purchase air conditioning?
A: When Satan passes you coming from the kitchen with a glass of ice water.

Q: What do you call a small Eskimo with a hard-on?
A: A fridged midget with a ridged digit.

Q: What did the woman do when her husband told her that he was gay?
A: She bent over and took it like a man.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One...but the bulb must be willing to be changed.

Q. Why did Eve give Adam an apple?
A. The snake had already gotten to her cherry!

Q: How do you get out of a sperm bank appointment?
A: Tell them you can't cum.

Q: What's the difference between a man and a boy?
A: His toys are bigger!

Q. What do you call a bull that sleeps a lot?
A. A bulldozer!

Q: What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
A: Don't talk to the one in the middle, he's an asshole.

Q: What happened to a Polish assassin who tried to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips.

Q: What is an Australian Kiss?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but DOWN UNDER.

Q: What kind of bird brings a baby?
A: A stork!

Q: What type of bird brings no baby?
A: A swallow!

Q: How can you tell when a man is a bachelor?
A: He comes to work from a different direction every day.


 

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