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Q: What is the meaning of a "BAD ACNE"?
A: It's like waking up one morning in the park and realizing that a blind man is reading your face.

Q. Did you hear about the 2 bald men that put their heads together?
A. They made an ass of themselves!

Q: What did the banana say to its skin?
A: You a peel to me!

Q: Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
A: Cause Ken cums in his own box!

Q: What is the difference between beer and pee?
A: About 4 minutes!

Q: What do you call a cross between Steve Tyler and a cat?
A: A pussy with big lips

Q: Did you hear about the nun that went on a fishing trip with three priests?
A: She came back with a big red snapper!

Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: You need four skin divers

Q: What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their honeymoon?
A: Now I know why you named your company Microsoft.

Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: What do you call a women with PMS and ESP?
A: A know it all bitch.

Q: How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
A: It's not hard!!!!!

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the hell out of their dogs!

Q: Why did the blonde sleep with the Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her to do an essay.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell -- she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: What do blonde rednecks and dogs have in common?
A: They both lick their paws.

Q: Why don't the blondes in San Francisco wear mini-skirts?
A: Because their balls would show.

Q: How do you know when a female bartender is mad at you?
A: There is a string in your Bloody Mary!

Q: Did you hear about the man that tried to blow up his car?
A: He burnt his lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: Don't hang so low... They will think we are nuts!



 

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