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Q: Do old men wear boxers or briefs?
A: Depends!

Q: When does a cub scout become a boy scout?
A: When he eats a brownie.

Q: Did you hear that Cap'n Crunch was murdered last night?
A: The police are saying it's a cereal killing!

Q: What do breasts and toy trains have in common? 
A: They are actually made for children, but it's men who really want to use them.

Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
A: Watah! (Water)

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats lots of beans for dinner.

Q: Do you know the difference between a bullfrog and a horny toad? 
A: The bullfrog says, "Ribbet, Ribbet," and the horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it."

Q: What do the bumps on a woman's nipple mean?
A: It's braille for suck here.

Q: What did the priest say when he saw mosquitoes in church?
A: Let us spray.

Q: Why did the witches stop work?
A: Because they needed to rest a spell.

Q: Why are people fatter in the morning?
A: They are WIDE awake.

Q: What shape is an empty parrot cage?
A: A polygon

Q: What would a lawyer do if his wife pushes him down the toilet?
A: Sewer

Q: Where do you buy rude T-shirts?
A: The men SWEAR department

Q: What type of cowboy lends money?
A: A lone (loan) ranger

Q: What type of exercises do cats do?
A: Puss ups

Q: Where do cooks keep their Knickers?
A: In the PANTRY.

Q: Why don't actors like having a baldhead?
A: They can't get a part.

Q: Why wouldn't the bank give the rabbit a housing loan?
A: He had burrowed enough already!

Q: What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both only last a few seconds and if the rubber breaks you're dead.

Q: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? 
A: The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper!


 

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