Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One is a busy ditch.

Q: How much calcium is in a woman's breast?
A: Enough to make a bone 8 inches long!

Q: Why does a doctor need to control his temper?
A: Because he doesn't want to lose his patients!

Q: Why did the man wear a camouflage condom?
A: Because he did not want his wife to see him cumming.

Q: Why did the two hookers leave Canada to go to the states to work?
A: Because they said the Canadian dollar wasn't worth a fuck.

Q: What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary?
A: "Aaaah!  Breakfast in bed!"

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: Wipe and flush

Q: What's the difference between Captain Kirk and a piece of toilet paper?
A: There is no difference. They both go to Uranus and fight Klingons.

Q: What is the capital of New York?
A: New York has two capitals...N and Y.

Q: What did the cashier say to his girlfriend after she climaxed?
A: Thank you, cum again.

Q: What is a man's favorite game at the Casino?
A: A slut machine.

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a frog???
A: A cat only has nine lives but a frog is constantly croaking!

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, but a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Q: The smallest cemetery in the world? 
A: A pussy.  It only takes one stiff at a time.

Q: What's the difference between a circus and a single's bar?
A: At the circus, the clowns don't try to talk to you.

Q: What did Clint Eastwood say when he went in for a sex change?
A: Go ahead... make me gay.

Q: What do you call Mr. Clinton's fly?
A: US Open

Q:  What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:  How can you breathe through that thing?

Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
A: She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef.

Q: What do you call a cow that has just dropped its calf?
A: Decaffeinated