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Q: What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
A: You walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Q: How are Eskimos and zip-lock bags alike?
A: They both like tight seals!

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
A: They donít have balls to scratch.

Q: How do farmers count cows?
A: On a cowculator.

Q: What do you call a gay bar with no stools?
A: A fruit stand.

Q: What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
A: A "flame-thrower."

Q: What did the wife do when she found out her husband was gay?
A: She turned around and took it like a man.

Q: What do you call a gay person in a sleeping bag?
A: A fruit roll-up.

Q: Have you heard about the gay guy who didn't want to be gay anymore?
A: He put a patch on his dick and now he's down to two butts a day!

Q: What did the Gay whale do when he saw a submarine?
A: He bit of its head and swallowed all the semen.

Q: What do you call a truck full of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats

Q: What do Brett Favre and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both drop to their knees when they see a purple helmet.

Q: What is the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other one is a really good year!

Q: What is the difference between your grandmother and a bowling ball?
A: You'd eat the bowling ball if you had to.

Q: What do you get when Bugs Bunny runs out in front of a speeding Greyhound bus?
A: It could be one of two things. Either an impacted hare, or squished Bugs.

Q: What happened to the woman when the two gay guys jumped her?
A: One held her down, while the other did her hair.



 

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