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Q: What did one nut say to the other nut? 
A: Why are we the one's hanging? Dick did the shooting.

Q:  What's the difference between running over a dog, and running over Hanson?
A:   You will stop before running over the dog!

Q: How can you tell when you have the head nurse?
A: She has dirty knees.

Q: How is having sex like flipping a coin?
A: You can either choose heads or tails.

Q: What is the height of drought?
A: Cows giving birth to biltong (beef jerky).

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: She was a woman.

Q: What did Helen Keller's parents do when she was bad?
A: They rearranged the furniture!

Q: What did Helen Keller's parents do when she was really bad?
A: They stomped on her Braille books with golf shoes!

Q: What did Helen Keller's parents do when she was really really bad?
A: They left the plunger in the toilet!

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: She was a woman!

Q: How do you know a guy's got a high sperm count?
A: When his dates have to chew before swallowing.

Q: How do you circumcise a Hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What is the difference between a hooker and a drug addict?
A: The hooker can wash her used, dirty crack and re-sell it!

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers

Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Q: Did you hear about the flasher that was thinking about retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out for one more year.


 

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