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YO MAMA'S SO BIG!!!!
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Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

Yo mama's so big, she roller skates on busses.

Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped

Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.


Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everyone

but yo mama".

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe across her back to see if she was walking

or rolling.



 

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