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Yo mama is so black, when I look at her I think I'm asleep.

Yo mama is so black, when she gets out of her car the oil light comes on.

Yo mama is so black, she went to night school and they thought she was absent.
                                
Yo mama is so black, she polish her shoes with her bare hands.

Yo mama is so black, when she put lotion on she look like patent leather.

Yo mama is so black, she spits oil.

Yo mama is so black, she poops charcoal.

Yo mama is so black, she looks like a klondike bar.

Yo mama is so black, she was mixed when she was born, her dad black,
her mama black as hell.

Yo mama is so black, her nose looks like two tires.

Yo mama is so black, her fingers look like burnt hot dogs.

Yo mama is so black, her she cries Nestle Quik.

Yo mama is so black, her tongue look's like a black cookie sheet.



 

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