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YO MAMA IS SO DUMB!!!!
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Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so dumb that she put a peephole in a glass door.

Yo mama is so dumb she took some M&M's back cause they had w's on them.

Yo mama is so dumb she tried to change the channel on a T.V. dinner.

Yo mama is so dumb she thought the Last Supper was when Jesus ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama is so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and peed on herself.

Yo mama is so dumb she ain't got no eyes talking about 'I see what you mean'.

Yo mama is so dumb she ain't got no fingers talking bout she pressing charges.

Yo mama is so dumb she went to summer school in the winter.

Yo mama is so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk.

Yo mama is so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama is so dumb she told everyone she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.

Yo mama is so dumb she read a sign that said "Disney World Left" so she went home.

Yo mama is so dumb they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade.

Yo mama is so dumb her psychic friends charge her half price to read her mind.

Yo mama is so dumb she studies for a blood test.

Yo mama is so dumb she steals free samples.

Yo mama is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so dumb her job application said "do not sign below the dotted line"

and she O.K.

Yo mama is so dumb on her application it said " sex M or F " and she said and

on sometimes on Wednesday too.

Yo mama is so dumb she ain't got no fingers and be trying to point people in the

right direction.

Yo mama is so dumb she lit a match to see if she blew out all the candles on her

birthday cake.

Yo mama is so dumb I told her to look around for a thesaurus and she say I thought

dinosaurs were extinct.



 

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