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YO MAMA IS SO FAT!!!!
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Yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes ham.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck!

Yo mama is so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Yo mama is so fat, that she farted one day and it came out the next week.

Yo mama is so fat, that when she entered Taco Bell everybody ran for the border.

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama is so fat, I had to take a bus and two trains to get to the bitch's good side!

Yo mama is so fat, I had to roll twice to get off her!

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal boal comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama is so fat, whether she lays down or stands up her height is the same!

Yo mama is so fat, when she hauls ass she needs volunteers!

Yo mama is so fat, if ya yell "KOOL AID" she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama is so fat, when she runs the CD player skips.....at the radio station!

Yo mama is so fat, she left the house in heels and returned in clogs.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walk by the tv you miss three channels!!

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a cruve and made a driveway.

Yo mama is so fat, she went to class and sat next to everybody.

Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes jogging..she leaves pot holes.

Yo mama is so fat, she plays hop-scotch like this--"California, Texas, Virginia..."

Yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama is so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Yo mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama is so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama is so fat, she could sell shade.


 

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