Yo mama is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama is so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama is so fat, that she has TB... two bellies.
Yo mama is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama is so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo mama is so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama is so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
Yo mama is so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama is so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama is so fat, but I fucked her anyway.
Yo mama is so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.
Yo mama is so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama is so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
Yo mama is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama is so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.
Yo mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo mama is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama is so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama is so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
