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YO MAMA IS LIKE!!!!
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Yo mama like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay.

Yo mama like a screen door, the more you bang her the looser she gets.

Yo mama like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!

Yo mama like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

Yo mama like a TV set, even a three year old can turn her on!

Yo mama like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!

Yo mama like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!

Yo mama like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!

Yo mama like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!

Yo mama like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!

Yo mama like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!

Yo mama like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing.

Yo mama like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!

Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo mama like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.

Yo mama like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.

Yo mama like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.

Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

Yo mama like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

Yo mama like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.

Yo mama like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo mama like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck.

Yo mama like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."

Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size
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