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YO MAMA IS SO NASTY!!!!
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Yo mama is so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama is so nasty, her tits give sour milk.

Yo mama is so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama is so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama is so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama is so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.

Yo mama is so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mama is so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."

Yo mama is so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo mama is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama is so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo mama is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama is so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama is so nasty, the fishery be paying her to leave.

Yo mama is so nasty, she has to creep up on bath water.

Yo mama is so nasty, her crap is glad to escape.

Yo mama is so nasty, Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.

Yo mama is so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama is so nasty, lice consider her a great vacation place.

Yo mama is so nasty, she was declared quarantined since before she was born.

Yo mama is so nasty, her teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!

Yo mama is so nasty, she has two pussies and they both stink.

Yo mama is so nasty, she went swimming and now we have the Dead Sea.

Yo mama is so nasty, skunks run from her.



 

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