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YO MAMA IS SO OLD!!!!
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Yo mama is so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo mama is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama is so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama is so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo mama is so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mama is so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo mama is so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama is so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama is so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

Yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama is so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo mama is so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama is so old, she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo mama is so old, that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.

Yo mama is so old, that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama is so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo mama is so old, she's in Jesus’ yearbook!

Yo mama is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo mama is so old, she was Jesus' Wet Nurse.

Yo mama is so old, she’s blind from the big bang.

Yo mama is so old, even God calls her mother!



 

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