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YO MOMA IS SO STUPID!!!!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she thought she needed an x-ray when she broke wind.

Yo mama is so stupid, she locked her keys in the car and couldn't get out for a week!

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama is so stupid, that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama is so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama is so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama is so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stole free bread.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so stupid, she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama is so stupid, she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama is so stupid, when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald’s!

Yo mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama is so stupid, that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama is so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.



 

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