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YO MAMA IS SO UGLY!!!!
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Yo mama is so ugly I took her to a dog show..... She won.

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job.

Yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.

Yo mama is so ugly the glare screen protects the computer from her.

Yo mama is so ugly she is Pentagon's secret weapon.

Yo mama is so ugly her photograph was Dr.Kevorkian's favourite tool.

Yo mama is so ugly CIA uses her picture to make Russian spies speak.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Fox Mulder saw her he said "I knew they were here!"

Yo mama is so ugly that plan B in "Armageddon" was to make the asteroid turn by

launching her picture into the orbit.

Yo mama is so ugly she joined a contest for ugly people, and they said no professionals.

Yo mama is so ugly last time she heard a whistle was when she was hit by the train.

Yo mama is so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lay face down!

Yo mama is so ugly you can press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama is so ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares.

Yo mama is so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.

Yo mama is so ugly even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.

Yo mama is so ugly even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

Yo mama is so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama is so ugly even the tide won't come back in.

Yo mama is so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo mama is so ugly her face is closed on weekends!

Yo mama is so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog

to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama is so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama is so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

Yo mama is so ugly her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama is so ugly her shadow quit.

Yo mama is so ugly her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.



 

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